Most disturbing things to have happened to you v.1

[Flamecannon]

I saw myself walking home one day whilst walking home but every time I would try to speed up to catch up with myself I would move faster

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[ThatRandomGuy]

> Be 10yr old me
> Playing small paintball match with friends at a course built by his dad
> His sister and her BF are on the other team
> hide inside of a shed
> Notice the couple running to the shed
> There was a large pile of hay in the  corner so I jumped in like Ezio
> cover myself up and they walk in and start making out
> They start taking their armor and clothes off
> Proceed to have love while I was in there
> they finally leave
> Never told my friend to this day

[Pie Crust]

Did you shoot it? Post the vid!

[Nonnel]

Caught my mom fingering herself and I found my sister's carrot. (No, I did not use it)

Is she hot

[Pie Crust]

I do not loveually examine my mother, thank you very much.

[Trogtor]

thats a surprise

[hodototman]

I'm pretty sure there's a second toenail growing underneath my current one on my big toe

[Epicduke]

I do not loveually examine my mother, thank you very much.

yeah because shes not your dog

[ThatRandomGuy]

Did you shoot it? Post the vid!

I shot the BF right in the baby makers on "Accident" after the match but no, I did not get it on video

[Steve5451²]

thats a surprise

Pie Crust likes animals more. And that's not just something I'm pulling out of my ass for the sole purpose of an insult, he's said it himself.

[Hawt]

I did NOT.

pretty sure you did but ok

[XR-7]

yeah because shes not your dog

[KickFlow]

Someone told me to kill myself once.

[#Ravencroft]

i told kickflow to kill himself and he almost did

[KickFlow]

I listened to Fall out Boy.