I was into everything I'm currently into before it was cool.
I own an iPhone 6+ because Apple is the underdog and I had one before it was cool.
I have a superior taste in music to everyone around me, listening to underground and undiscovered REAL bands such as Nirvana and Oasis.
I wear Raybans and tartan flannel shirts with old concert tees everyday and white converse
My hair is currently dyed a color not listed in the color wheel because it has been dyed so many times that it just created one conglomerate mega color
I have superior judgement over everyone
I'm so vintage and cool and punk and rad and better than everyone else