Author Topic: What are your plans for the apocalypse  (Read 2224 times)

I'd kill my mother and blame it on looters.

Then I'd become a looter.

dayz it up and kill anything that moves with my close friends

nah, we'd probably build links between convenience stores and supermarkets and gun stores

Wear my casual clothes I wear around my neighborhood

kill all the survivors

then i can say i made a species go extinct single handedly
Say it to who?

Find and fortify a cave.

Considering the apocalypse is the end of the world, I'd probably be dead along with the rest of you guys.

Earth was okay I guess. Didn't really do anything for me though. I'd give it a 7/10 on Yelp.

kill all the survivors

then i can say i made a species go extinct single handedly
Well it wouldn't be single handed because the apocalypse would take care of the majority of the population before you.

time machine out of it

Smoke some oak leaves while lusting for my same-gendered straight friend

Sit around and wait for death.

If this actually happened, I'm pretty sure all the survivors would die off pretty quickly except for a handful of those preppers who everyone thought were crazy

The WalMart in Skiatook. It is close to my grandpa's ranch and it's in redneck territory, where EVERYONE should be in an apocalypse.

Raid some hardware stores then set up camp out in the wilderness, plenty of fresh water and food in Canada - for industrial materials towns/cities aren't too far 

Raid some hardware stores then set up camp out in the wilderness, plenty of fresh water and food in Canada - for industrial materials towns/cities aren't too far 
One store maybe

Any more than one and you are dead

Remember that you are not the only person on the planet

meant for that to be just "store" whoops