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[}]Crazy[{]

keep in mind we don't do as much damage with meelee, because we're ranged.

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

grab the button again and whack the centipede with it

There's a big scary flying eyeball that we don't know what it does over there.  Could block our exit.  Just use the back button for a boost, then ride the scroll bar all the way, launching you into the portal.  Also take the "-50%" thing with you on your way out in case you need to use it to cut enemies in half.

50 Damage
You broke its eye! Revealing the sinister technology beneath it.





You encounter a Class-II Sphere Bug

Clarion HP: 25
Class-II Sphere Bug HP:: 100

Explain your next move.

[Legoboss]

GJ ignoring actions m8

[}]Crazy[{]

The gun from the gta ad! It's right above you!
Nab it!

[Snaked_Snake]

The gun from the gta ad! It's right above you!
Nab it!

[lord techno]

GJ ignoring actions m8

Getting that gun out of there efficiently would take a very long time. Have some patience.

[Cybertails1998]

lose your stuff and stab the eye repeatedly

i mean it's an orb without any scary arms, what are orbs supposed to do

[lord techno]

lose your stuff and stab the eye repeatedly

i mean it's an orb without any scary arms, what are orbs supposed to do

How bout shoot lasers from the eyes? Ever think of that?

[Tudoreleu]

do a power slide on the scroll bar under the eyeball, grab the [ > ] button mid-slide, then chuck it backwards and run for the portal

[Snaked_Snake]

do a power slide on the scroll bar under the eyeball, grab the [ > ] button mid-slide, then chuck it backwards and run for the portal

Do this.

[Seath45]

Slide under the bug and use the windows logo as a throwing star

[lord techno]

do a power slide on the scroll bar under the eyeball, grab the [ > ] button mid-slide, then chuck it backwards and run for the portal

Slide under the bug and use the windows logo as a throwing star

(To legodude, i cant get that gun out. I'm not a perfect sprite artist.)

You make like kirby and do a power slide.



D'aww stuff!!

As you restart the Internet Surfer Game. You seem to have gotten through the portal. You are now on the library screen.

Clarion: Wow...Can't Believe i got away.
Lord Gaben: You have done well my son.
Clarion: What was that thing?
Lord Gaben: Its cryptolocker...
Clarion: Cryptolocker?
Lord Gaben: Its a nasty virus that is sentient. And if it infects a computer, it will take over the internet and destroy it. I wound up getting infected while downloading research. But that's not important.
Clarion: No wonder TF2 always lags...
Lord Gaben: The point is. I need to train you to fight it. If you do not defeat it, all of the internet will die.
Clarion: Yes My Lord. What is my first task?
Lord Gaben: I have a set of lessons for you. Picked based on your internet skills. You are a phisher, so these should help.
Ranged Combat Training

Ranged Skill Training

Ranged Defense Training
Which do you start first?

[Snaked_Snake]

Ranged Combat Training.

[mattsos]

Ranged Combat Training.

[Superstarxalien169]

inb4 lord gaben becomes final boss