Kill On Sight: A DayZ-ish Adventure (Dead)

[Seath45]

Face the attacker, Disarm him and break his hand, use the attackers body as a shield, advance on the russians, telling them to get down. if they agress, shoot the crap outta them.

[Ad Bot]

[Agent Legit 22]

"I don't know Russian!"

[Mr Noobler]

Stab the bandit's neck (BLEED) and Quickdraw dem russians

Edit:

Whoops i forgot about the crowbar

Double edit:

Face the attacker, Disarm him and break his hand, use the attackers body as a shield, advance on the russians, telling them to get down. if they agress, shoot the crap outta them.

mostly mine is bullcrap

i  follow his instead.

[tber123]

"I don't know Russian!"

Pokoinik: [What the forget is he saying?]
IvanAdventurer: [You had your chance, starfish! KILL HIM!]

Face the attacker, Disarm him and break his hand, use the attackers body as a shield, advance on the russians, telling them to get down. if they agress, shoot the crap outta them.

Face the attacker, Disarm him and break his hand, use the attackers body as a shield, advance on the russians, telling them to get down. if they agress, shoot the crap outta them.

You quickly spin around, kick Sasha AA-Gun in the groin, punch him in the arm, and then grab his gun while he flinches in pain from the attacks.

Sasha AA-Gun: [OW!]
Pokoinik: [Holy stuff!]



SargentforgetTart: [Now you've really pissed me off!]
Pokoinik: [Yeah! Blow his brains out!]
YashkaSheriff: [Oh dear.]
IvanAdventurer: [Observe, Yashka! He is outnumbered and outgunned!]



Perigee(YOU): "Now the tables have turned!"
SargentforgetTart: [You've just added 5 seconds to your life expectancy!]



YashkaSheriff was killed.

IvanAdventurer: [YASHKA! NOOOOOOOOO!]
SargentforgetTart: [stuff, I missed the starfish!]
Pokoinik: [Nice aiming, handicap!]



You open fire on SargentforgetTart, hitting him multiple times in the chest and face. He drops to the floor, unconscious.
Pokoinik: [Screw this, I'm out of here!]

Pokoinik proceeds to dart around a corner. All thats left to do is deal with your hostage.



Sasha AA-Gun struggles free and whips out a knife, but misses! You pop three rounds between his eyes!



Somehow, Sasha AA-Gun is still alive! He whips out his own Makarov and wounds you!



You both begin rapidfiring Makarov rounds into eachother, but none of you are dying! Its like the bullets from this weak gun are merely tickling you.



Sasha AA-Gun finally dies from the blood loss. You loot two makarov mags from him and the knife he tried to stab you with.



SargentforgetTart lies unconscious and bleeding. You loot his USP and finish him off.



You exit the factory to find that Pokoinik and IvanAdventurer ran off and stole your van in the chaos.

Pokoinik: [Take that, you roostersucker! HA!]
IvanAdventurer: [We'll be back to finish you off!]



IvanAdventurer was killed.
Pokoinik was killed.

Fortunately for you, the two remaining Bandits never do make good on their threat. They accidentally drive too close to the Military Base and die in a hail of machinegun fire that causes the van to explode. It goes flying into the air and squishes a poor, unfortunate bystander halfway across the city.

TakeItEasy93 was killed.
(GLOBAL)TakeItEasy93: WTF? THIS SERVER SUCKS!
TakeItEasy93 has disconnected.



Where to?

• Abandoned Workplace
• Houses
• Army Base
• Tunnels to another part of the city

Inventory
Crowbar
Makarov (2 mags left, 8/8 rounds)
USP (12 rounds)

Health: Moderately wounded, bleeding

[Seath45]

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

[BreadFish]

Perigee confirmed for most skillful and dangerous player ever
Anyway go to house

[Agent Legit 22]

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

[startacker]

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

[plad101]

Rip up their clothes to make rags

[tber123]

Rip up their clothes to make rags

The bleeding stops after you apply the rags to yourself.

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

Houses, look for med equipment, if you're lucky you might find a gun safe.

Perigee confirmed for most skillful and dangerous player ever
Anyway go to house

Sweet Jesus, what in God's name is that abomination? It roars angrily and bashes against the door behind it(not yours).



"How the hell did that thing get in here?"

"The random event system the server has spawned it RIGHT NEXT TO OUR GUN SAFE!"



"We're so screwed, aren't we? Probably going to have to burn the guns."



Theres no way you're killing that thing with a puny Makarov pistol. It took several headshots for you to kill just one Bandit with that thing. The USP isn't as weak, but only has 12 rounds.
Inventory:
Crowbar
Makarov (2 mags left, 8/8 rounds)
USP (12 rounds)
Rags x3

Health: Moderately wounded

[startacker]

Attempt to lure it out, hopefully they'll be nice enough to maybe lend you a weapon

[tber123]

Attempt to lure it out, hopefully they'll be nice enough to maybe lend you a weapon

Theres no way it can fit through the doors or windows, and yet somehow it still got inside.

[BreadFish]

Ask to borrow a better gun
get everyone to the window
OPEN FIIIIIIRRRREEEE

[Mr Noobler]

Dual weld both of the guns and shoot at that damn creature
if the killing succeeds then run away because these peeps might be hostile

[plad101]

Ask to borrow a better gun
get everyone to the window
OPEN FIIIIIIRRRREEEE

They are in a room on the other side of that thing,

OT: try to get its attention so the Guys inside can shoot at it