I've had a lot of pillbugs recently, they're usually 1 inch in size
You wanker, they're called Woodlouse you know it.
Oh well, at least you don't use the name that people in the Devon do (which I hate). They call them "Chiggy Pigs".
Devonians are true simpletons.
I'm quite happy in England, because there are very few biting insects for most of the year.
I think we do get mozzies, but they're not very common. I think a lot of them get brought over by foreign travellers from warmer countries.
We get ticks, apparently, but I've never actually heard of anyone being bitten by them, just animals (of which my cat once had a tick).
The main biting creatures I suppose are Fleas and Headlice, which of course are generally only around dirty animals/people and semi-common in schools.