The Midwest is literally nothing but tornadoes and urban decay. Unless you live in Chicago. Chicago's alright.
I'm fine out here in St. Louis...
...he said, never having stepped into the midwest in his life...
Saint Louis is not entirely like that. I'll admit there are some parts downtown that need to be rebuilt, but otherwise STL is fine. :/
you all are in-denial dustbowl farmers.
Except for Kansas City stuffs got Google fiber, Kauffman stadium, sprint center, the legends shopping center, worlds of fun, oceans of fun, and Lego land.
i went there oncelots of prostitutes
it's humid because it stole all of the southwest's water