Gross stories

[Niff]

Once I took a carton of milk from the "leftover table" unbeknownst to me, it was almost solid and tasted like vomit. I only gagged, didn't throw up or anything.

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[HypnoT]

how do you guys manage so many ingrown toenails
my toenails are longer than my toe, but they grow out/down instead of straight down

Genetic thing, the sides of the nails on my big toes grew a bit downwards which causes the skin to overlap, which cause it to get cut and infected, which causes more swelling which causes more cuts and infections...

It gets progressively worse and worse until you need to have the nail cut out, there's a few ways of doing it:
1.) They cut the nail off and let it regrow
2.) They cut a V into the nail which causes the side to come inwards (doctor told me it wasn't a very good method)
3.) They cut away the sides of the nail (hurts a ton, had it done twice, leaves big toes looking ugly and can regrow to become ingrown again)
4.) They cut the side of the nail away like in 3. but they cut out the root which stops the nail from growing on the sides (had this done on the problem toe and it really mangled the toe and it looks pretty gross now but it can't become ingrown again.)

[Col. Derontchi]

I once found a several-month-old carton of strawberries. They had liquified into a fuzzy green and white sludge.

[HypnoT]

I once found a several-month-old carton of strawberries. They had liquified into a fuzzy green and white sludge.

I had a similar event with a cucumber, I hadn't gone into the bottom drawer of my fridge in too long and noticed a smell and liquid all along the bottom, the cucumber had liquified and run out into the drawer creating a pool of sludge and mold

[sir dooble]

Genetic thing, the sides of the nails on my big toes grew a bit downwards which causes the skin to overlap, which cause it to get cut and infected, which causes more swelling which causes more cuts and infections...

You can also get it, as in my case, from poor care for your toenails.
If you cut them short, so that they're not longer than the toe, and you DON'T cut them straight, then they will grow in an arc shape. And the sides can then ingrow, because they grow sideways.

[XR-7]

I once found a several-month-old carton of strawberries. They had liquified into a fuzzy green and white sludge.

I found an orange under my bed that had been there for almost a year. It was collapsing in on itself from decomposition and smelled like someone tried to extinguish Satan's fart with orange smelling air freshener.

[carolcat]

You sicken me.

i didn't even mean to do it man, i just coughed and it happened. he knew. bruh.