Would you rather...

[hodot]

hyperspace farlands

would you rather give head to a porcupine or give birth through your snake

[Ad Bot]

[ThatRandomGuy]

Drama board, it is hilarious. birth through snake

Would you rather have to deal with hearing 'Deez nuts" everyday and night or throw up testicles whenever someone says it?

[Akio]

Self Delete by stab

would you rather bone an aligator or an animated horse

[Cantaloupe]

I'd rather bone an alligator, because it would seem idiotic to do it to a virtual being.

Would you rather live in Norway, New Zealand, Denmark or South Africa, and why?

[TheEpicRobot]

New Zealand because the landscape is bearable to look at

Would you rather breathe from a semi-truck exhaust pipe for 2 minutes or have your shoulder be run over by a car.

[Fennis]

shoulder because you'd probably survive

would you rather vote for Riddler or stalin for king of the usa

[Biostorm]

Riddler, Stalin starved his own people, at least for a while the quality of life increased for his own people before he declared war on everyone. Both were genocidal maniacs though

Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper or vinegar as eye drops?

[ThatRandomGuy]

Sandpaper, school toilet paper in a nutshell

Would you rather be on "The rack" while a fish tank containing a piranha chews at your snake or forced to masturbate in front of your school and family?

[Fennis]

procrastination isn't that bad

would you rather become a scientologist (fullheartedly believing in ALL of the scientology doctrine) or retroactively through all time wipe your timeline so that you never have had video games in your entire life

[Cortunix³]

I'll start, I guess. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or mistake babies for muffins?

Actually you can change your "gender" all the time. but not your love

[randomtroll39]

procrastination isn't that bad

would you rather become a scientologist (fullheartedly believing in ALL of the scientology doctrine) or retroactively through all time wipe your timeline so that you never have had video games in your entire life

timeline wiped
would you rather fuk a dood or fuk urself

[Pwnon]

fuk myself

would you rather have no money at all, or have infinite money, but you can only pay in pennies

[SBG]

infinite all the time everytime

would you rather say: "PWNT" or "REKT"

[NessNet]

REKT

Would you like pizza or spaghetti?

[Bomb Kirby]

spaghetti

Would you rather not be able to go on the BLF for 5 days or be able to go on the BLF, but be unable to post for a month?