the north is the true england
the best fish and chips
the best tea
the best everything
Uh, I think you'll find that the best fish and chips are any fish and chips. When you go north they start messing around and creating evil, dunking whatever they can find into deep-fat friers. Hence the Battered Mars Bar and Curly Wurly.
And the best Tea is in Devon, because it comes with Scones.
People in the South of England also speak English, so that's always a bonus.