Author Topic: horrible jokes (Read 1308 times)

K1ng_0f_N0thing · June 04, 2015, 12:58:11 AM

George Clooney did 7/11

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Akio · June 04, 2015, 12:59:10 AM

My life.

XR-7 · June 04, 2015, 12:59:25 AM

How much does a Purple Heart cost?

An arm and a leg.

:|

querty67 · June 04, 2015, 01:11:53 AM

YOUR FACE

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCP - 096 · June 04, 2015, 03:01:34 AM

Quote from: querty67 on June 04, 2015, 01:11:53 AM

YOUR FACE

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats not wat ur mom sed wen i rekt her pusi last nite xdxdxd

TableSalt · June 04, 2015, 04:21:40 AM

knock knock
who's there
me

InvisibleName · June 04, 2015, 05:10:27 AM

knock knock
who's there
the ups guy running back to his truck to make it look like the package fell from the sky

Landmineman4000² · June 04, 2015, 07:58:47 AM

knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock
knock knock

Quote Story · June 04, 2015, 08:01:15 AM

what do you call a kid with a broken arm and only has 1 leg

names!

KoopaScooper · June 04, 2015, 08:07:16 AM

knock knock
who's th
maam its the cops your son was killed in a car assident, the driver was an alcohol

Pie Crust · June 04, 2015, 08:14:48 AM

What to do with a sick chemist?
Of you can't curium or helium, you might as well burium.

Becquerel · June 04, 2015, 08:22:05 AM

i know whats funnier than 21
22
EHEHHEHEEEEE

Malleo100 · June 04, 2015, 09:12:52 AM

So there's a plane, in the plane is a lawyer 3 Boy Scouts and a priest. The plane is going down and the pilot says there are only 3 parachutes and says the Boy Scouts should use them. The lawyer says "forget the kids" the priest says "Do we have time"

Sheepocalypse · June 04, 2015, 09:46:52 AM

L0L shrek iz luv!!!
Git shrek M8888988!!!!!!11111!11

Tokerovin · June 04, 2015, 12:30:37 PM

How many bananas does it take to gag?
9