
chat logs of history volume 1
* islam has joined the channel
islam: hi I'm new to this channel :D
christianity: hello there
judaism: shalom!
islam: praise allah!
christianity: o so you are abrahamic too
islam: indeed!
judaism: my legacy continues :D
islam: oh stuff mohammed died who should succeed him
christianity: uhh idk
* sunni has joined the channel
sunni: obvs abu bakr. yay democracy
* shia has joined the channel
shia: no gay. clearly ali tulib!!
sunni: yeah well I'm the majority so eat it
christianity: wait no guys remember when I was divided over political control. you know, catholics and orthodox and stuff. that worked so damned well...
* islam has left the channel
* sunni oppresses shia
christianity: guys?
christianity: hello? forget...
christianity: NO WTF GET OUT OF loving SPAIN