16 years ago today i arrives on ur earth

[Ipquarx]

don't machines get replaced as they become outdated 

i think she can sufficiently update herself

[Ad Bot]

[carolcat]

don't machines get replaced as they become outdated 

not this one. if only you humans knew the full scope of my presence here

[Rally]

You only just turned 16? ...stuff

Well happy birthday, here's to awkward feelings, internet fights, and me threatening to murder all your friends that one time.

[XR-7]

don't machines get replaced as they become outdated 

No. They get updated. She was just updated to version 16.0

[Kumquat]

i drove myself to drill practice and to the dentist today

Did you race anyone at any red lights yet?
This is key to being a safe driver.

[Nickpb 2.0]

happy birthday carol :D

[Blokx]

happy birthday

[espio100]

2 toblerone

I'm jealous

[carolcat]

Did you race anyone at any red lights yet?
This is key to being a safe driver.

i am a safe and well meaning driver ty

[Kumquat]

i am a safe and well meaning driver ty

Better fix that then
if youre not in the danger zone all the time, there is no point

[Skig²]

last year when i went out to dinner for my birthday, the waitress thought that i was 20

Well, now that its a year later you should go back and order a beer. Just hope that you get the same waitress

[Maxwell.]

happy birth







......month

[hillkill]

happy birthday to you,
you're probably a jew,
and you smell like a douchebag,
and i hope you rot in hell

<3

[hodot]

happy birthday to you,
you're probably a jew,
and you smell like a douchebag,
and i hope you rot in hell

<3

that didnt even loving rhyme you slut