To be fair, no one actually gives a stuff about the local disputes.
You didn't even come here on purpose. You were involved in an air battle when your blimp got damaged and you started losing altitude. You had to crash land on the convenient slab of rock in your way.
You wanted to just repair the ship and leave, but nooo, your crew wanted to help the local white king against the threat-of-the-day. loving losers.
It didn't matter that you were the captain, it didn't matter that there was a war raging above.
You know what? They can have their good fun, you're leaving.
THIS captain isn't going down with the ship.
You find it pretty hard to feel sorry for this nautical tragedy when it's so stufftily drawn.
