The white king attempts to declare war.
...
You're pretty clearly already at war. You're not gonna fool anybody.
The white bishop, staff in the right, sword in the left, steps forward, swearing their life to the safety of the royal couple.
The Hornse,, dashes past the car and trips the Mega Chessatron. It falls flat on its face.
Not so 'Mega' now, huh? It almost looks cute like that.