Author Topic: self quotes  (Read 1800 times)

post stuff you've said that you liked the way you said it

i was talking to my gf today, she goes "i still don't understand how someone could date someone so ordinary like me"

and i said "you don't need to be extraordinary for someone to find you as such"

and she actually wrote that on a notecard and taped it to her wall

[10:44:39 PM] Foxscotch: night fox is like python
[10:44:42 PM] Foxscotch: beautiful and easy


"We do what we must, because we can."

y'all aren't very linguistic

"There's only one way to survive this place. Lay low. Stay off of everyone's radar."

Trying to explain the BLF to a friend when they first signed up.

"your loving dumb ass got both of your shoes lost down in the mud, don't tell me that i can't tie a knot correctly"

y'all aren't very linguistic
hey suck my richard mine's great

another one of my favorite things I've said

[9:40:04 PM] Foxscotch: actually, bandaids have a synthetic polymer in them that is used to make them more breathable, but it has the side-effect of giving the bandage a really high tensile strength. that combined with the glue, that, if the window was cleaned, should hold very well due to the sterility of the bandage (no dirt between it and the window surface), makes it a pretty decent fix for a broken window. in fact, you could probably hit another baseball at it and it'd be fine
[9:40:21 PM] Foxscotch: haha. just kidding. i made all of that up. i dont even know what polymer means
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 09:55:25 PM by Foxscotch »

"How come my brain can do all this great stuff, yet it can't loving find where my goddamn keys went?"

"self quoting is stupid"

This is not what I expected at all...