Things you'll never be able to do

[Epicduke]

understand why op likes rhythm games so much

[Ad Bot]

[TheABELBOTO]

See the world burn to stuff after my genocide crusade.

[Elefson]

make friends

Be bad at sandbox games like Blockland

[ßlöükfáce]

anything useful

[Akio]

Live to an old age.

[XR-7]

So you can't even dead lift 110lb?

I weigh barely more than that.

[Biostorm]

Be as amazing as this guy
https://youtu.be/mGvdVXxFkY4?t=14s

[Jubel]

walk with two legs

[MoltenKitten]

So you can't even dead lift 110lb?

I think the max I can lift is 20lb

[blockguy™]

BUY ARMA III

[carolcat]

Take an arrow to the knee.

you mean get married?

[startacker]

Be as cool as this guy

Yes it's an action=profile but it still stands :)

[Nonnel]

Finger myself

[Brickitect]

Become decent at combat games because I always sucked at those.

[Col. Derontchi]

Road trip to China
Acknowledge my many privileges (XBL Gold yeee)
Hit that
Play Reef Divers
Return to my nearest Walmart
Play Sims 4 (till EA quits being a little bitch)
Become fully licensed to employ the "n-word" as I wish (currently working on it though)
Suck my own weiner