Author Topic: Giant as f storm coming  (Read 2390 times)


jack off that big ole oaktree of yours then leaf

For best results with the storm, stand in an open field with a length of rebar in hand. Raise it to the sky and wait for your judgement.



For best results with the storm, stand in an open field with a length of rebar in hand. Raise it to the sky and wait for your judgement.

loving casual, you stand ontop of the tallest building with a zweihander pointed to the sky

Zeus himself will judge your power based on how hard you are struck with the power of the gods, if you are not struck hard enough you are gay.

loving casual, you stand ontop of the tallest building with a zweihander pointed to the sky

Zeus himself will judge your power based on how hard you are struck with the power of the gods, if you are not struck hard enough you are gay.
Greek mythology is basically the dude bro mythology.

Zeus forgets everything and everyone.

Why would you ask that?
So I can ask you to pass me her ###
Watch your tone before I become your step dad.

Greek mythology is basically the dude bro mythology.

Zeus forgets everything and everyone.

zeus will strike you with his richard

like he'll just drop it on you

:)


DID YOU KNOW??

It's safer to stand on a roof in a suit of armor than lie flat on the ground during a lightning storm.




And I'm actually serious.

we aren't getting storms, just under nasty heat advisories.

and i have to mow the lawn today. you can literally see the heat ripples in the air it's that hot out.

Recently a storm hit us so hard that the thunder sounded like bombs going off and it knocked out the power.


I live in michigan, we got a few tornados and one was 20 miles north of my house...