Author Topic: LEGO Island Adventure - A Tophat???  (Read 3991 times)


orgy with the native islanders


Suplex orgy around the hat

Crazy Axe Lady: Finish gathering wood. Return to base and dump it all on the fire.

Spearman: Continue to search for something to hunt. Preferable something large with lots of meat on it, or King will rek you for being "lazy".


Red Snakes behind Crazy Axe Lady: Silently observe Crazy Axe Lady. Once she is gone, relay your observations to other members of the Collective.

Jungle Ant watching Spearman: Inform other members of the Collective that the idiot minifig with the stick fell for the bait and took the Tophat. All is going according to plan. Be sure to send your compliments to the Shark, who preformed his part flawlessly.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2015, 07:27:39 PM by ArmyUnit »

Make some new clothing. Otherwise the guy that was attacked by the shark will be embarrassed.

You put on new clothing that The Supplier pulled out of his backpack last week.


Crazy Axe Lady: Finish gathering wood. Return to base and dump it all on the fire.

Spearman: Continue to search for something to hunt. Preferable something large with lots of meat on it, or King will rek you for being "lazy".


Red Snakes behind Crazy Axe Lady: Silently observe Crazy Axe Lady. Once she is gone, relay your observations to other members of the Collective.

Jungle Ant watching Spearman: Inform other members of the Collective that the idiot minifig with the stick fell for the bait and took the Tophat. All is going according to plan. Be sure to send your compliments to the Shark, who preformed his part flawlessly.



Blonde Spearman: Uh, that's only one lo-

Crazy Axe Lady: I DON'T NEED YOU

Meanwhile...



Tophat Spearman has found game!




The rockmonste falls with a swift headshot




You successfully carve off a rock from the body - it's not meat, but you decide to take it back anyway



King: What.


The king sends out Pirate to hunt instead.




Meanwhile...



Ant 1: The plan is going perfectly...

With our powers of dramatic irony we must hunt out the sharks and his compadres

With our powers of dramatic irony we must hunt out the sharks and his compadres

then ORGY