Author Topic: Post your best threats, BLF  (Read 1525 times)

If you don't cut that out right now, I'll tear your arms and legs from their sockets and jam them firmly up your ass.


I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.
MY GOD MAN


I remember making this threat back in good ol 2012
Those were the days

I will send a picture of you to Tenshi.

I will send a picture of you to Tenshi.
I am suddently very interested in steve


sfd

edit: i don't remember posting in this thread. this is not my best threat. it says it's from my ip so i guess i just spazzed out or something
« Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 08:33:11 PM by McZealot »

my dad is bill gates so u better shut up or ill tel my daddy on u so u better stop!!!!!

"STOP IT PLEASE MY DAD WORKS AT micro soft AND HE CAN HACK YU"
-hisignberg 2014

[Insert subtle threat here]

u fokin wot m8 ill shove er pizza up yur arse!


I'm gonna make you watch a movie you've been looking forward to with me and I'm not even gonna try to stop myself from criticising everything about the movie. Hell, I might even do it on purpose!

I will shove my one liter bottle up your ass and break it if you keep spewing that stuff you call 'words.' I will then rip your crotch out and light the hole on fire, jackass.

Did I do good?



My face after I challenge you