Author Topic: TWIST MAN (Read 1203 times)

Niblic� · July 26, 2015, 02:24:31 AM

your name is TWIST MAN, and you are a REAL twisted fella. you are currently standing in your room (ur living with ur mom) and you're feeling like doing something REAL twisted.... something SO twisted it might increase your TWIST-O-METER, which looks like this right now:

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but be careful not to make mom freak too much... or u might fill up the MOMS-GONNA-FREAK-O-METER and lose the computer game...

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what will you... TWIST MAN... do...

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Redconer · July 26, 2015, 02:26:10 AM

Try to curl into a ball

Niblic� · July 26, 2015, 02:31:15 AM

Quote from: Redconer on July 26, 2015, 02:26:10 AM

Try to curl into a ball

you curl up into a ball..... this would increase ur randumometer but you misplaced it somewhere......

it is not TWISTED enough to add to ur TWIST-O-METER

ur mom opens the door slightly, leaves u a plate of hot pockets, and says "thats nice dear...."

Redconer · July 26, 2015, 02:33:38 AM

Attempt to eat

Niblic� · July 26, 2015, 02:44:13 AM

Quote from: Redconer on July 26, 2015, 02:33:38 AM

Attempt to eat

u try to eat those hot pockets while theyre fresh n hot.... something SO twisted u need to roll a dice just to do it...

ur TWIST-O-METER is raised up by 1

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good thing ur mom didnt witness it or else she wouldve RLY freaked ou-

"YOUNG MAN WHAT THE forget ARE U DOING U NEED TO WAIT FOR THE HOT POCKET 2 COOL DOWN WTF U COULD HURT URSELF DOING THAT"

the MOMS-GONNA-FREAK-O-METER or whatever the forget it was called is increase by 1

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CRITAWAKETS · July 26, 2015, 03:01:25 AM

Go to the bathroom to stuff piss and piss stuff.

Refticus · July 26, 2015, 03:25:23 AM

spin around while twisting your head

Decepticon · July 26, 2015, 03:38:05 AM

Quote from: Niblic² on July 26, 2015, 02:44:13 AM

try to get your dad in here

Space1255 · July 26, 2015, 12:05:00 PM

PISS AND stuff ON HER

CypherX · July 26, 2015, 12:18:18 PM

Quote from: Decepticon on July 26, 2015, 03:38:05 AM

try to get your dad in here

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