Are you actually loving serious, you little bitch? I was on loving holiday for the weekend and had no loving money and suffered for the weekend with no food, water or wrestling. And all of you have the nerve to just open a best forumer contest without including the best monday hater, wrestler, actor, film maker and edgeman in the whole cosmos of macho madness mania. I swear to holy jeebus that I will get my sweet sweet revenge in the form of a bodyslam from the top of a ladder into 3 tables that are on fire with nails then take you backstage to slam you through a car, hopefully burning your lifeless body so that I can throw it into my trunk and drive over to pastamania where I will cover your charred corpse with multiple strands of spaghetti and HULK sauce and feed it to your children before I throw them into helicopter blades and make them into lasaga.
Hulk Hogan will get his revenge.