Author Topic: open rp  (Read 41554 times)


My fellow Americans, due to recent situations, I declare that we nuke Bikini Bottom. There will be no objections, as I now declare myself a dictator.


Uh oh, how will the gang get out of this one?

*MEGA MAD MAN DROP KICKS JOHN CENA AND HOLDS A GUN TO HIS FACE*
"I CAN STILL HELP YOU CENA JUST DONT TELL CRABS"
spongebob barges in

ALRIGHT PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
PUT IT IN

*Spongebob goes to great lengths to get his amphetamines fix*

John does the dropkick punch forget butt ass stuff kick forget flip ass doodly doo forget and pins mad,man to the gounr

"NO, I GOTTA DO WHAT'S RIGHT AND RISE ABOVE HATE!"
John cena turns into a saturn V rocket

"YOU CANT SEE ME"

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My fellow Americans, due to recent situations, I declare that we nuke Bikini Bottom. There will be no objections, as I now declare myself a dictator.
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Uh oh, how will the gang get out of this one?
nukes cant go underwater silly

Hey Mr Krabs, can I work here?
[Mr Krabs momentarily considers taking his own life]



Not far away, Patrick and Spongebob are about to have some fun.



I'll be safe in here.

wait... who's that in the distance?



...could it be?


wait... who's that in the distance?

...could it be?

"THE TRASH WAIFU SLASHER??????"

*madman blacks out from the dropkick punch forget butt ass stuff kick forget flip ass doodly doo forget inflicted by john cena*

No waifu, no problems!

wait... who's that in the distance?

[img width=9 00]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130416220104/spongebob/images/7/78/The_hash_slinging_slasher.jpg[/img]

...could it be?

nosefuratu!



STOP FLICKERING THE LIGHTS!


Pictured: Sponge and squid strolling around town celebrating the new marriage equality ruling