open rp

[TristanLuigi]

the flying spaghetti monster opens his computer



he runs linux

[Ad Bot]

[DrHitius]

Username: Spaghetti
Password: Spaghettiisbest101

[Akio]

he logs on and his desktop background is just a giant loving naked picture of me

[The Resonte!]

PATRICK CAUSED ALL THIS
loving KILL HIM

[Akio]

KILL HIM

[The Resonte!]

KILL HIM

Squidward begins vocalizing his murderous hate for Patrick

[tnatsissA]

Aroused by Squidwards pure and udder hatred, Riddler comes to make him a deal...

"I'll be happy to help take out that little pink jew of yours, but you have to give me a bath the next day!"

[CRITAWAKETS]

Red Army:Riddler! How are you living? We erased you from existence!

(The anti invincibility beam had too much spread and hit a random civillian plane)

*Red Army Base now invisible*

[Nonnel]

mr krabs is now deceased...

[today patrick begins his training for the navy]

"hoo-ah"

[Maxwell.]

John Cena, his instructor, comes in

"Alright men, today we're gonna learn how to be true seamen"

[Tumbleweed]

WAIT!
The robots have taken over the navy!
NOT THE NAVY

[Nonnel]

WAIT!
The robots have taken over the navy!
NOT THE NAVY

It turns out, Mr. Krabs isn't dead after all!

John Cena, his instructor, comes in
"Alright men, today we're gonna learn how to be true seamen"

[patrick giggles]

You said semen.

[The Murderous Cop]

It turns out, Mr. Krabs isn't dead after all!

THAT MR. KRABS IS A loving SPY

[CRITAWAKETS]

THAT MR. KRABS IS A loving SPY

*Subterannean flame tank and APC ambush*

You said?

[Tumbleweed]

THAT MR. KRABS IS A loving SPY

no he isn't
he knows the secret codes to the formula

[ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli]