Author Topic: DIPLOMACY - Post Spring 1904 - DOWN WITH THE REVOLUTION! (FRANCE IS DEAD)  (Read 16013 times)

Ghost Bismarck gazes wistfully at the coast of his new acquired land, ravaged by the War of the Red and Gray. He sighs quietly and thinks this must have been how Napoleon felt trying to war with in an island nation in the water.

A lone biker rides by playing a conveniently timed Why can't we be friends and it impacts Bismarck on a deep emotional level. He remembers all the fun times he had scrambling through Africa with the Brits, and making fun of their cooking together, and roosterblocking the British straight line by taking German East Africa.

A small amount of water hits the ground in front of Ghost Bismarck. He reaches up and touches his Ghost face to find, to his shock, he is ghost crying.

This is intoleRABLE.

THIS CANNOT BE!

THE GREAT BISMARCK, UPSET BECAUSE OF SOME friendS ON AN ISLAND? DISGRACEFUL.

GHOST BISMARCK'S RESOLVE IS STEELED, LIKE IRON BONDING TO CARBON, AND HE BEGINS TO BECOME VERY ANGRY, LIKE A KINDERGARTENER WHEN YOU TELL THEM YOU ATE THEIR CRAYONS AND YOU WON'T BUY THEM A NEW BOX UNLESS THEY SUCK YOUR richard.

BISMARCK GAZES AT THE ISLAND ACROSS THE CHANNEL AND HE SAYS

IN A RESOUNDING BOOM

"YOU
friendS
ARE
GOING
2
GET
FKN
N0SC0P3D"


     




PLAYER MOVEMENTS:
Britain:
 - Pic to Bel (fail)
 - ENG to Bre (fail)
 - IRI to ENG (fail)
 - NTH to Hol (fail)
*!* LOST BEL - DISBAND A UNIT
*!* NTH ATTACKED - RETREAT/DISBAND

France:
 - Weeps...
*!* LOST MAR - GAME OVER!

Germany:
 - Ruh to Bel (CAPTURE)
   > Bur supports
 - Par to Pic (fail)
 - Kie to Ruh
 - Ber to Kie
 - War to Sil
 - Bre to ENG (fail)
 > Hol supports NTH [SWE]
*!* TOOK BEL - NEW UNIT!

Austria:
 - Vie to Tyr
 - Rum to Bul (CAPTURE)
   > Ser support
 - Ukr support Sev
*!* TOOK BUL - NEW UNIT!

Ottomans:
 - BLA to Sev (fail)
   > Arm support

Italy:
 - 408 REQUEST TIMEOUT
   > All hold

Sweden:
 - Den to NTH (won)
   > [GER] Hol supports
 - Got to Den (CAPTURE)
 - BOT to Got
 - Nnr to Vnr
*!* TOOK DEN - NEW UNIT!

Spain:
 - Gas to Mar (CAPTURE)
   > Leo supports
*!* TOOK MAR - NEW UNIT!


EVENTS:

 - Germany captures Belgium from Britain!
 - Spain captures Marseilles from France!
 - Sweden captures Denmark!
 - Austria captures Bulgaria from Italy!
 - British fleet in the North Sea is attacked by Sweden!
 - Ottomans fail to move to Sevastopol.
 - Literally all of Britain's moves fail. Again.
 - Germany fails to move to Picardy and the English Channel.






POST-TURN MOVES REQUIRED:
- Britain must retreat or disband NTH -
 - Britain must disband a unit -
 - France loses the game -
 - Spain, Germany, Austria, and Sweden get new units -
 - Italy must disband a two units, as they actually have too many for some reason and nobody noticed
(but they were already forced to disband one that couldn't retreat, so really they only have to disband one) -




FRANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
FROM THE GAME!
« Last Edit: September 18, 2015, 09:41:37 AM by TristanLuigi »

Two turns in a row britain has done nothing but fail

it's a sign

lay off mang

go attack the ottomans or italy or spain or something

The future of the Ottoman Empire stands alone against the Austrian Oppressors
This is our last defiant stand, BLA Fleet support attacks ARM while ARM hits Sev. CON holds

Whoever the forget I'm allied with that's still alive save my ass
« Last Edit: September 18, 2015, 12:40:10 AM by tber123 »

The future of the Ottoman Empire stands alone against the Austrian Oppressors
This is our last defiant stand, Tristan repeat the last move the Ottomans did and hope the RNG grants me it's mercy.

Whoever the forget I'm allied with that's still alive save my ass
uh you know there's no rng in this game

wtf you attacked me first buttboy
i even offered to make peace but it looks like constantinople is gonna get the works

so germany we cool?

new unit: army
mao attack naf
mar hold
ara hold
« Last Edit: September 18, 2015, 07:30:21 AM by Juncoph »

so germany we cool?

new unit: army
mao attack naf
mar hold
ara hold
New army in Madrid or Lisbon?

TRISTAN I'M STUPID HOLD SER, KEEP ALL OTHER MOVES

wtf you attacked me first buttboy
i even offered to make peace but it looks like constantinople is gonna get the works
That's not really your business





tristan i'll touch your dad