Author Topic: Fast food stories: share your gross ass stories (Read 923 times)

MoltenKitten · July 27, 2015, 10:48:09 AM

Quote from: Refticus on July 27, 2015, 10:47:13 AM

why the forget did you get a happy meal
are you too autistic to order other items

well I was 6 at the time so

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ThatRandomGuy · July 27, 2015, 10:49:33 AM

I went into a Burger king bathroom once and there was a condom in the toilet, I dunno if it was used or not.

Frequency · July 27, 2015, 10:50:28 AM

Quote from: ThatRandomGuy on July 27, 2015, 10:49:33 AM

I went into a Burger king bathroom once and there was a condom in the toilet, I dunno if it was used or not.

shoulda put it on to find out ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

Refticus · July 27, 2015, 10:56:12 AM

Quote from: Frequency on July 27, 2015, 10:50:28 AM

shoulda put it on to find out ( ͡� ͜ʖ ͡�)

XR-7 · July 27, 2015, 10:58:28 AM

Quote from: ThatRandomGuy on July 27, 2015, 10:49:33 AM

I went into a Burger king bathroom once and there was a condom in the toilet, I dunno if it was used or not.

You don't want to get the toilet pregnant

Mr Man · July 27, 2015, 12:02:54 PM

>Ask for no pickles on big mac

>mfw pickles

Quote from: Becquerel on July 27, 2015, 10:15:16 AM

this
like hot damn, i can only wolf down one bigmac without wanting to vomit
speaking of vomit, im surprised that kid could eat so much without vomiting
iirc the capacity of the human stomach is on average about only a gallon

Maybe he's an inflation fanfic character?

Redconer · July 27, 2015, 12:28:09 PM

Quote from: carolcat on July 27, 2015, 09:33:37 AM

i was on a trip with my JROTC classmates one time to an airshow. on the way back we stopped at a mcdonalds for supper. well, this really obese kid (as well as his obese sister) was with us. we're all waiting for our food when suddenly someone calls out "six big macs and large fry?" and the fat kid comes up and takes it. he gets a large fountain drink, eats all of the big macs in under 30 minutes, and then it turns out his drink had one of those sticker things that won him a free cookie. so he went and ate one of those as well.

Is he a blackhole?

Space1255 · July 27, 2015, 12:32:32 PM

Quote from: carolcat on July 27, 2015, 09:33:37 AM

i was on a trip with my JROTC classmates one time to an airshow. on the way back we stopped at a mcdonalds for supper. well, this really obese kid (as well as his obese sister) was with us. we're all waiting for our food when suddenly someone calls out "six big macs and large fry?" and the fat kid comes up and takes it. he gets a large fountain drink, eats all of the big macs in under 30 minutes, and then it turns out his drink had one of those sticker things that won him a free cookie. so he went and ate one of those as well.

Call Deviantart

}]Crazy[{ · July 27, 2015, 01:20:50 PM

Quote from: Redconer on July 27, 2015, 12:28:09 PM

Is he a blackhole?

reminds me of

kibre.

also i dont have fast food story but granny made dumplings with viniger-soaked water
plus the fact the dumplings were overdate by 2 months
please dont mention the ''living rice'' in her apartment.
or the 6-year-old oysters

Biostorm · July 27, 2015, 01:37:47 PM

i ordered kentucky fried chicken but they gave me kentucky fried rat