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[tber123]

Now thats what I call literal stuffposting

OT: When the uncle comes out and asks who did it, blame it on the nearest hobo so he gets beaten to death instead of you

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[Refticus]

then smoke his beer

[XR-7]

stuff on his car. Cover it in stuff
SCREAM AS YOU stuff
BECOME THE GOD OF stuffTING
stuff WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND CHARGING RHINOCEROSES

smear it over his bedroom door

FILL THE HOUSE WITH stuff

You go in the bathroom and unleash the biggest monster to which you've ever given birth. You get a fork and pull it out of the toilet and rub it all over walls and his bedroom door. You even throw some out where it lands on his car.

then smoke his beer

You pull a beer from the fridge and try to smoke it, but you find that lighting it is too difficult and you give up.

Now thats what I call literal stuffposting

OT: When the uncle comes out and asks who did it, blame it on the nearest hobo so he gets beaten to death instead of you

The smell is absolutely atrocious and it is not long before the bedroom door opens. Your uncle gasps in horror and looks straight at you.

"It was a hobo! Right outside!"

He opens the door and finds no hobo, not even out on the street. With the anger of the wrath of Satan, he goes into his room. You peer around the door frame and see him fumbling angrily with a large safe.

Status:

Time: 1:00am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 57^oF

You are inside your uncle's apartment in which you have smeared your own fecal matter all over his living space. The hobo excuse did not work and your furious uncle is opening a safe in his bedroom.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$13.11
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed tomorrow
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (84% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[tber123]

Form a hobo out of pillows and blankets outside before he finishes unlocking the safe

[Mr. Hurricane]

Begin your hunt for the a Liberal Crime Squad, they'll make the world a better place for sure! In fact, if the Liberals were in power, then your mother wouldn't have died because of free healthcare and tissue research! You'd never be in poverty because of $25 minimum wage! Your uncle would have received a life sentence for so much as breathing on you!

At least, find them when you're done ransacking your Fuhrer's house.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Find something heavy and hit your uncle over the head with it just after he opens the safe

[XR-7]

Form a hobo out of pillows and blankets outside before he finishes unlocking the safe

You grab some old ratty couch pillows and a rug (that's all that's available) and arrange them in a hunched over state against the railing outside.

Find something heavy and hit your uncle over the head with it just after he opens the safe

Your uncle opens the safe and reaches inside. You charge into his bedroom with a broom. Bewildered, he turns and exposes what he pulled from the safe: a military grade Beretta M9. He swears oaths under his breath about your father and aims AT YOU.

Status:

Time: 1:03am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 57^oF

You are in your uncle's bedroom holding a broom while your angry uncle aims a pistol at your chest.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$13.11
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed tomorrow
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (84% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[Mr. Hurricane]

Get the forget out of the house, maybe try to go to your old apartment. Call the police if applicable to the situation.

[blockguy™]

Don't call the police. Run to the police station.

[Col. Derontchi]

Steal all his cash and cut off his weiner

[XR-7]

Steal all his cash and cut off his weiner

You draw your knife in one hand and your uncle's waistband in the other. You prepare to remove his manhood when--POP POP

You died. Revert to last autosave.

Get the forget out of the house, maybe try to go to your old apartment. Call the police if applicable to the situation.

You throw the broom at your uncle, throwing off his aim. *POP* He shoots the wall just a foot from you. You turn and run like hell out of the apartment and down the stairs into the parking lot. You run across the street and down some alleyways before stopping.

Don't call the police. Run to the police station.

Wanting to save as much battery as possible, you decide to try to find the police station. You've haven't been around Cambridge much however, so you don't know where it is. Your apartment is about three miles away.

Status:

Time: 1:10am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 57^oF

You are in an alleyway in Cambridge.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$13.11
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed tomorrow
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (84% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[tber123]

Ask a nearby passerby

[Conan]

Once you got the location, run in that direction but hide in an alleyway once out of sight of your uncle.

[XR-7]

Ask a nearby passerby

You look around. A few cars are milling around but most of the characters on the street are pretty shady. You go into a convenience store and get directions to the police station, which is three blocks away.

Once you got the location, run in that direction but hide in an alleyway once out of sight of your uncle.

You walk back outside and walk to the police station, mainly by ducking through alleyways and trying not to draw attention to yourself. Upon getting inside, you are taken back by what you see. Your uncle is in there explaining to the desk clerk that his nephew vandalized his house, tried to take his gun, and took off running into the city. He wants you returned, since he is your legal guardian.

Status:

Time: 1:47am ET Wednesday
Temperature: 55^oF

You are inside a police station in Cambridge. Your uncle is talking to the desk clerk and is unaware of your presence.

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
$13.11
An old photo of you and your mom
The key to your apartment, will be foreclosed tomorrow
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (84% battery)
Scissors
Dull kitchen cutting knife
Small piece of wire
Flashlight

[lord techno]

Give up and run away untill you die.