Author Topic: FAP THREAD  (Read 5326 times)

brb suing op for faulty advertising
i cant sleep, told to fap by op, still cant sleep. ban plssssdsddsss

You clearly haven't fapped hard enough.



you have to hit the sweet spot

mu dikc bled, tho :c
try doing it with sandpaper, make sure it's covered in salt though too

fuq.
revpkn sueage, my own falt
try doing it with sandpaper, make sure it's covered in salt though too
on fire covered in glass shards?

on fire covered in glass shards?
no
but if you want extra flavor for your sausage, use pepper aswell

You weigh 80 pounds and are 16?
How tall are you?

i havent measured my height in a while, but alot of people assume im aged 13

only way to tell otherwise is my glorious mane the hair on my face

parents tell me i was born a few weeks early so i blame that for being my current size

it is a lame excuse but i see weighing 80pnd justifiable for my size, im probably anorexic
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« Last Edit: July 27, 2015, 02:30:11 AM by SteveJenkins »

i havent measured my height in a while, but alot of people assume im aged 13

only way to tell otherwise is my glorious mane the hair on my face

parents tell me i was born a few weeks early so i blame that for being my current size
i was born a month early and i'm one of the bigger kids in my grade

no excuses

if you suck your own richard does it feel like sucking a richard or having your richard sucked?

Both, from what I heard.


I whacked in to say I love this thread.

if you suck your own richard does it feel like sucking a richard or having your richard sucked?
sucking a richard
not worth it if you're not into that