Mom jokes

[Pwnon]

inb4 "reported to tumblr you manminist pig"

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[SetGaming]

your mom had a kid forget her purse

ayyyyy

[Space1255]

yo momma so basic she's a 15 on the ph scale

Bettered

[MoltenKitten]

Yo mama so fat her vagina is classified as an underground cave system

[Xalos]

Bettered

That would be an interesting chemical agent.  You might have some scientists who want to talk to your mom.
The pH scale ranges from 0 to 14.

[Pwnon]

yo momma so fat that she died of heart disease

the end

[Ragequit]

your mom is dead

[Maui69]

your mom is so classless she could be a marxist utopia

[Jeetlor2]

Yo Mom is so fat, she doesnt need internet.

shes already worldwide.

[TheABELBOTO]

your mom had a kid forget her purse

ayyyyy

Ur mum is so fat her weight is only surpassed by her kid.

[Electrk.]

あなたのお母さん

笑い

[IkeTheGeneric]

Your mother's so exotic she pulls all matter along with her when she drives to work

[HellHound]

Your mom is so dense, black holes make fun of her.

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

Your mom is so stupid, she raised a child to make this thread.

[Clone v.117]

I'd make a joke about your mom but she already is one.