Author Topic: Mom jokes (Read 1709 times)

Starkiller · July 27, 2015, 07:01:56 PM

U know why FEMA did such a bad job at Katrina?

They were too busy cleaning up your mom's cervix

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giant tootsie rolls · July 27, 2015, 07:19:23 PM

ur mum lel

Akio · July 27, 2015, 07:38:36 PM

Toxicology · July 27, 2015, 07:41:48 PM

あなたのお母さん

Dionysusan · July 27, 2015, 07:44:04 PM

u know why badspots mom is sore?

Narkro555 · July 27, 2015, 07:49:31 PM

Your mother is so fat, she puts on makeup with a paint roller.
Your mother is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out Ws.
Your mother is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

I have much much more.

Ragequit · July 27, 2015, 08:37:38 PM

your mom is so gay she put her richard in maxwell

MYST · July 27, 2015, 08:39:30 PM

yo moma so fat subzero said stay over there

Narkro555 · July 27, 2015, 08:40:30 PM

When your mother stepped out of her car, she got fined for littering.

SpongeCraft1212 · July 27, 2015, 08:41:03 PM

your mom is so ugly she made my snake rock hard

uhh

im just gonna

IkeTheGeneric · July 27, 2015, 08:43:42 PM

yo momma so basic she's an eight on the ph scale

Kohoutek · July 27, 2015, 08:47:22 PM

your mom is so fat i'm concerned about her health

NML Cygni · July 27, 2015, 08:47:31 PM

Quote from: MYST on July 27, 2015, 08:39:30 PM

yo moma so fat ~~subzero~~ scorpion said stay over there

fixed

Ragequit · July 27, 2015, 09:01:00 PM

your mom's back door is so salty i burned my eyes just looking at it

MYST · July 27, 2015, 09:22:38 PM

Quote from: NML Cygni on July 27, 2015, 08:47:31 PM

fixed

whoever he is