The Adventures of Bobby McforgetPropane

[Snaked_Snake]

You work at McDonalds as a cashier, and your paycheck is $5 an hour, and you live in an apartment on the top floor, the balcony fell off and no one cares enough to fix it, because you're useless to everyone.


Your name is... Wait, what is your name again?

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

Bobby McforgetPropane

[Snaked_Snake]

Aha, now you remember, your name is Bobby McforgetPropane, and you're a chubby 19 year old who has most of his hair shaved off.

You are sitting in your apartment drinking the rat's piss, once you're done, you can:

Listen into your makeshift radio
Watch your makeshift TV
Go to work

Or choose another one!

[XR-7]

Go to work

[Snaked_Snake]

Go to work

You go to work and then some man walks up to you

"Want some candy? Or wifi? I got it in the truck."

What do you do?

[CypherX]

beat off

[Frequency]

beat off and happily oblige the man

[XR-7]

And beat off the man

[Frequency]

make sure you take him up on that candy

[Snaked_Snake]

beat off

You beat off and the man says to you "The forget is wrong with you? I just wanted to offer some candy, you pig..."

make sure you take him up on that candy

"Nah, I dont want you near my candy with those hands.
Bitch just offended you, TWICE! what do you do?

[XR-7]

Drain his brake fluid

[Frequency]

get in a FIST FIGHT WITH HIM and roll two 20-sided dice to see how THAT turns out

[CypherX]

And beat off the man

[ThatRandomGuy]

Jump up on the hood of his van and let out a massive stuff on the windshield while making monkey noises and beating off.

[Frequency]

I think these are all things that should be done.