Metroloveual Hipster:
Stands out in the gay crowd.
Battletheme: Baby
HP: 1337
Special attack: Fabulicious. Turns the enemy into a Metroloveual Hipster for three entire rounds, doing 60hp damage every time it is insulted.
Other attacks:
Insult: Metroloveual Hipster will insult your clothes, your religion, your love appeal, and your istuff. Does 40hp damage and lowers your Self Esteem.