Sugar the comic - issue 13

[gebenuwell]

JUST DO IT

ok someone get me rubbing alchohol and something to put pressure on his wounds

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

ok someone get me rubbing alchohol and something to put pressure on his wounds

(gives you a giant condom and some whiskey) THIS WILL HAVE TO DO

[gebenuwell]

(gives you a giant condom and some whiskey) THIS WILL HAVE TO DO

ok someone knock out table salt so i can apply the condom and the whosky

[Space1255]

*puts a pillow over his face*
THIS IS ALL I CAN DO

[gebenuwell]

get MORE PILLOWS

[Space1255]

I CONSTRUCTED A PILLOW PILLBOX AROUND US, WE SHOULD BE SAFE FROM THE national socialistS TRYING TO KILL US

[gebenuwell]

the national socialists are infiltrating the pillow fort

[Space1255]

SOMEONE PREPARE THE SODA/MENTOS CANNONS
TABLE IS KO'D, BEGIN RECOVERY PROCESS
SOMEONE GE ME MY NERF GUN

[Refticus]

table salt's sides are still missing


and he's dead

[gebenuwell]

table salt's sides are still missing


and he's dead

oh no
we must prepare the funeral

[Space1255]

THERE'S STILL TIME
SOMEONE INJECT HIM WITH COCAINE TO KEEP HIM CONSCIOUS
AND TAKE OUT THOSE loving national socialistS

I GOT AN AED
CLEAR!!!

[gebenuwell]

THERE'S STILL TIME
SOMEONE INJECT HIM WITH COCAINE TO KEEP HIM CONSCIOUS
AND TAKE OUT THOSE loving national socialistS

I GOT AN AED
CLEAR!!!

ow one of the national socialists got me in the ribs

[Space1255]

DAMMIT
FIRE THE SODA MISSILES
*inserts mentos into three Diet Cokes and shakes*

[gebenuwell]

im bleeding out help

[Trogtor]

okay stop