You have brewed...
A POTION OF DEMONIC TUMBLR!
Effects:
- Liquid autism and nether wart have created the awkwardly autistic effect.
- Gasoline, nitroglycerin, and anger juice have created the burning rage effect.
- Severed snakees and star fish blood have created the gay effect (in men only).
- Awkward autism, burning rage, and gay effect combine to create the SJW effect.
- Human sacrifice has created the demonic effect.
- Ketchup water, mustard, pickle caramel ice cream, and stuffty string have created the tastes loving awful effect.
- Glass shards have made the potion cut your throat from the inside. That has nothing to do with the magic, it's just a stupid idea.
Who wants to drink it?