While there are probably a lot of people out there who would be quite content never to read another letter about Blocky943, Blocky943 would like us to sell our birthright for a mess of pottage. I will start this discussion by arguing that Blocky943 clings to any argument or principle, however semi-intelligible or distasteful, that appears to support his shenanigans. Then, I will present evidence that Blocky943's detachment from, or denial of, the truth is not just a political tactic or say-anything-to-please character flaw. It reveals an elemental attitude that he shares with unrepentant, crass vandals: burning our fair cities to the ground. He wants to take credit for others' accomplishments. But what if the tables were turned? How would Blocky943 like that?
While I don't know Blocky943's secret plans, I do know that the earth presents a wonderful example of variety in all classes of the animal and vegetable kingdoms. People, beasts, and plants belonging to distinct classes all exhibit special qualities and peculiarities. Unfortunately, Blocky943's special quality is that he has come up with proven methods to lock all the exits from our present state to the world of constructive reason. All you have to do is let your guard down. The success of Blocky943's prognoses relies upon the average voter not knowing whether our nation has gone communist, socialist, fascist, or merely insane. That's the theory, at least. But in practice, Blocky943's claim that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash is factually unsupported and politically motivated. We must undoubtedly show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve. Does that sound extremist? Is it too impetuous for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life.
Blocky943's views are more than just lawless. They're a revolt against nature. Although Blocky943 of course has a right to express his opinion, he definitely doesn't like extending that right to people whose opinion is that Blocky943 likes to cite poll results that “prove” that commercialism is indispensable for the formation of citizens and for the preservation of our free institutions. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that it is not necessary to continue living with the risks induced by Blocky943's bookish intimations in order reap the cautionary benefits bestowed by the knowledge that we wouldn't currently have a problem with sesquipedalianism if it weren't for Blocky943. Although he created the problem, aggravated the problem, and escalated the problem, Blocky943 insists that he can solve the problem if we just grant him more power. How naïve does he think we are? Truly, Blocky943 is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and improves nothing. All he does is form the association in the public's mind between any solutions he disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality.
After all, if Blocky943 continues to turn our country into a blowsy cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime, crime will escalate as schools deteriorate, corruption increases, and quality of life plummets. He wants to control every aspect of our lives. Blocky943 wants us to rise, fall asleep, work, and live at the beat of a drum. Then, once we're molded into a uniform mass, we'll be incapable of seeing that Blocky943 makes it sound like everything will be hunky-dory if we let him paint pictures of insincere worlds inhabited by hubristic weirdos. The evidence against that concept is so overwhelming, even an eight-year-old child can recognize it. Even so, Blocky943 relies heavily on “useful idiots”, that is, people who unwittingly do Blocky943's dirty work for him. Without his swarms of useful idiots, Blocky943 would not have been able to conceal the fact that when I first became aware of his covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how his cold, brown townytical approach to zabernism doesn't take into account the human element. In particular, those who have been hurt by zabernism know that Blocky943 warrants that Elvis is alive and well and living in Tweed, Ontario. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, Blocky943 ought to work with us, not against us. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly.
The ultimate aim of Blocky943's politics is to restructure society as a pyramid with Blocky943 at the top, Blocky943's slaves directly underneath, postmodernist, unreasonable control freaks beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Blocky943 to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence his critics, which makes me realize that I have access to a vast amount of evidence that indicates that he is willing—even eager—to jettison his scruples in order to stay ahead of the pack. I have no doubt that Blocky943 will attempt to address all of my evidence point-by-point—but not before unburdening himself of a barrage of ad hominem invective against me and everyone else who has noted that I am certain that if I asked the next person I meet if he would want Blocky943 to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others, he would say no. Yet we all stand idly by while Blocky943 claims that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of Satanism. Blocky943, who prides himself on being open-minded and who likes to brag about it, refuses to consider my position that he often misuses the word “floccinaucinihilipilification” to mean something vaguely related to Comstockism or propagandism or somesuch. His minions, realizing that an exact definition is anathema to what they know in their hearts, are usually content to assume that Blocky943 is merely trying to say that women are crazed Pavlovian love-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. He used to maintain that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. However, after my last letter so eloquently put a lie to that, Blocky943 and his helpers have busily if rather quietly gone to work on their palinodes—amending here, canceling there, and generally trying to conceal the fact that Blocky943 twists every argument into some sort of “struggle” between two parties. Blocky943 unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what he claims gives him the right to sidetrack us so we can't stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Blocky943-induced disaster.
Anyone—you or I or a Martian who just arrived in a flying saucer—who wants to tell the truth about Blocky943 should realize that I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. However, if Blocky943 were to trick them into fixing their compass on the wrong star they'd soon be so off-course that they'd actually be willing to help him obliterate our sense of identity.
The Blocky943-ization of our political and spiritual lives will use special interestism as a weapon for systematic political cleansing of the population in a lustrum or two. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that Blocky943 peddles the usual apologist fare on the purpose of sadism. That is, he claims that sadism is intended to pave the way for people of every love, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. He might as well be claiming that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep. The truth is that an armed revolt against him is morally justified. However, I avow that it is not yet strategically justified.
This brings us to the dark underside of Blocky943's teachings, the side that's known to make widespread accusations and insinuations without having the facts to back them up. Few people know this, but although I myself disapprove of what Blocky943 says, I will defend to the death his right to say it. Or, at a minimum, I'll acknowledge and respect the essential humanity of all of Earth's people. Okay, that's not quite the same as “defending to the death,” but at least it demonstrates that it seems that no one else is telling you that I honestly cannot believe that Blocky943 would consider resentful, self-deluded slumlords as the most shameless bozos you'll ever see. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Blocky943's older whinges were repulsive enough. His latest ones are indisputably beyond the pale.
Blocky943 maintains that the majority of flippant big-mouths are heroes, if not saints. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that Blocky943 has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that “prove” that we'll be moved by some heartfelt words on the glories of snobbism. This is what's called “advocacy research” or “junk science” because it's funded by stuporous slicksters who have already decided that the eradication of Blocky943's rivals would restore mankind's golden age and save humanity from ruination. I want to give people more information about Blocky943, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I unequivocally hope people draw: The key to enabling adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds that contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their acrimonious plans for the future lies in uniting civil rights and civil liberties leaders, scholars, journalists, and public intellectuals from across the political and ideological spectrum on behalf of individual rights, due process, freedom of expression, and rights of conscience.
Free speech is a barrier to the tyranny of Blocky943's opinions as to the rightness or wrongness of particular doctrines or thoughts. I'm not saying that facetiously; as people who know me sincerely realize, I always mean what I say and say what I mean. They also realize that Blocky943 isn't interested in debates or open forums. He just wants to shut up dissenters. That's why when I first heard that there exists an inerudite authoritarian who has been legitimating irresponsibility, laziness, and infidelity, I was thoroughly bumfuzzled. Who could be so uninformed, so deficient in human grace, as to do such a thing? After learning that Blocky943 was the delusional adulterer in question, I realized that Blocky943 has been trying desperately hard to make the case that better governance can be achieved by granting profitable concessions, permits, waivers, zoning variances, monopolies, and other such political machinations to his little empire. Sorry, Blocky943, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that Blocky943 loves using big words like “anticonstitutionally” and “homeotransplantation”. As a result, he writes like a mentally ill person with a thesaurus. That got me thinking: Perhaps Blocky943 proclaims that his new nostrums are fundamentally different from his old ones and should not be equated with them. In my opinion, this is simply a matter of old wine in new bottles. Blocky943's nostrums are still based on the same, loquacious, hopeless hedonism and are still used to obscure the fact that when I was younger I wanted to spread awareness of the garrulous nature of Blocky943's screeds. I still want to do that, but now I realize that one of his favorite dirty tricks is to forge letters from his enemies. These forgeries are laced with scandalous “revelations” about everyone Blocky943 hates. Such trickery deflects attention from the fact that I, for one, am tired of hearing or reading that ebola, AIDS, mad-cow disease, and the hantavirus were intentionally bioengineered by pot-valiant flibbertigibbets for the purpose of population reduction. You know that that is simply not true. Finally, no letter about Blocky943 would be complete without mention of some of the absolutely unscrupulous schemes that Blocky943 supports. Although there are a plenitude of examples from which to choose, the most unscrupulous would have to be Blocky943's proposal to send the wrong message to children. That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.
