One upon a time, a lowly blockhead had just entered the gates into Badspot's server, and jetted around aimlessly, looking at builds. One on particular caught his eye: it was a large mountain of terrain, fitting in with the terrain built by other players that surrounded it, but had a cave leading into the base. He walked in, out of curiosity. The roof of the cave was suspended by several pillars, and the further he went, the darker it got. Eventually, he had to turn on his light to see. Just as he did, he noticed a large statue in front of him. It was of Badspot, and he wielded a destructo wand valiantly. On the pedestal there was a plaque, reading: "Autism forget monday Cunt starfish". (next sentence)The blockhead turned his head. There were additional quotes and memorables from the god, reading, "Yiff in hell, furcigarette.", and Badspot appears behind the Blockhead."wow ur loving autistic", says Badspot.The Blockhead disagrees, but is knocked out by Badspot's destructo wand! Riddler did nothing wrong While the blockhead was knocked out he heard voices in his head saying unintelligible things. like "OP isn't a friend" and "Dinosaurs existed millions of years ago as opposed to living alongside humans" and "Donald Annoying Orange shouldn't be elected" Suddenly, someone attacks the blockhead, repeatedly screaming "ALT".He is quickly banned.being banned sends him to a world of nothingness, where basic concepts of time and space are warped in such a way that it breaks the blockhead's feeble mind, ascending his thought to a higher plane of existence, where he confronts the fractal of existence. But the blockhead wasn't bannedThe other person wasSuddenly akio walks into the room thinking he can put an end to it all Someone guesses the admin password while badspot is AFK, unbans the blockhead, and he returns. Upon his arrival, he noticed a chest hidden under a waterfall... The blockhead shakes his head and runs into the jungle. He stumbled over a gold-ish looking brick in the grass.As he reached out to touch it -blockland gold- Upon touching the golden brick, he was gifted a key to the elusive Blockland Adventure Mode, and entered it to promtly FU4K-M31N-7H3B-U771 the key didn't work, even after 1000 tries However, he soon learned that entering that code 1000 times was a secret way to hack the government. using this, he declares war on china he has no clue what to do and gets his ass kicked by china's military "You are now my bitch!" Said China's Military as china is saying that, it gets too excited and falls over face first, kicking itself in the ass literally because it's leg came up and hit it's ass. And then they started to masturbate. and then they realized they were only a blockhead and thus was not supposed to know about the famous "jack off and leave" BLF joke, so they stopped right there and joined another server titled: Dragon love RP
