please god why did you make it so humans can feel capsaicin in their starfishs

[sir dooble]

theres nothing quite as beautiful as rectal milk

You just need to pull a Cleopatra and bathe in a bath of milk.

And practice your breathing through your star fish.

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[The Resonte!]

You just need to pull a Cleopatra and bathe in a bath of milk.

And practice your breathing through your star fish.

there are people who can suck in air with their rectum and then fart it out on command

[Kaz]

Speaking from experience getting knuckle deep after anything spicy or acidic is just god awful. Lemon juice and pickle juice will never be the same

[Somemong]

there are people who can suck in air with their rectum and then fart it out on command

By sticking something in their ass?