Same.
I will call down 2 immigrants from Botswana, teach them how to fish using nothing but scissors, and leave them in the Alaskan wilderness for 3 years. I'll go find them, but they'll be much hairier and insane, having not caught any fish but having survived on nothing but stagnant river water and tree bark. They will now know the insatiable lust for Nymph blood. They won't know why, but it they won't be able to quench it. I'll retrieve them and ship them back in crates for my safety. I'll slowly start feeding them rations of raw beef laced with tranquilizers. This will keep them sufficiently docile. Once they've regained some body mass, I will box them up, deliver them to your house, and stop their hearts with a defibrillator. I'll drag their bodies into your house while you sleep. I'll wait until the time of night where you stumble to the bathroom to take a turbo piss then I'll perform CPR on them and promptly stab them in the heart with a 6" adrenaline needle. I will be gone by the time they gain situational awareness, but you will not. I wish you the best of luck.
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