My mom just caught me jacking off.

[Heitmeyer²]

and that's why i never fap with headphones on unless im home alone

[Ad Bot]

[Toxicology]

is this you, op?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorGswNsbMk same kid

[sir dooble]

were you so desperate to beat your bishop in the afternoon?

Beating bishops is a direct line to excommunication.

[AtlasBlue]

[Spaceguy]

At least you didn't get stuff

[Biostorm]

why didn't you lock the door

[ThatDarkNinja778]

why didn't you lock the door

there was no door

[WaterOre]

why didn't you lock the door

because he didn't have one to lock

[SBG]

good. jerking your meat with witnesses shows your the man of the house.

[John Freeman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorGswNsbMk same kid

Holy stuff if I was this kids mom he would be dead af

[plad101]

IT FELT GOOD RIḬ̵̺̥̬͎͉̱͕̫͎͈̦̠͎̝͉̌̐̓ͨͥ̓̐̓̾͆̌͒ͥͭͮͫͨ͞͡ͅC̢̍͐ͮ͌ͨ̇ͯͭ̋̾̊ͬͯ̑̓ͬͣ̀́̚͠҉̻͍̭̝̦̠͍͇̯̭̬̪̮̺̝ͅK̵͉͇̻̪̬̟͍͚̭̯̤͎̱͚̻̰̎̿͆̾̔ͩ̎̍̍ͫ̂̉ͬ̏̓̚͘͞Y̧̯̼̟̭̩̥̤̆ͣ̽̓̐̈͂ͦͩ̊͐͒̄̊̚̚͝͝ ̢̣̠͕̫̥̹̿̂͊ͨ̈́̀D̍̓̂͏̶̡͚̮͎͇̠̳̞̹̲̣̻̺̳̗̯͍͍̬̩̕͢I̪̼͍̲̤̲̒ͮ͌̉̇̇͂ͧ͌̀̀͘͢͠D̛͗́̑̃ͨ̒ͮ͂͢͏̙̙̬͙͈̪N̸͍̥̻̖͉͈͉͉̬̲̟̟͓̣ͦͦ̏̒ͦͮͭ̓ͬ͂ͦ̕͞ͅ'̶̞͙̣̳̯̱̟͖̯̈ͩͭ̄̉̈́ͨ͐͊̎͗̈́͆͒ͦ̄͞ͅͅȚ̴͈̳͎̩̝̭͇ͫͭ̿ͮ͐͗ͩ͋̿́̀͟͟ͅ ̷̡̉͑̇͗̉͌̽̃̂ͪ͑̄̈͜͏̴̲̮̗̺̣̹͉͎̹I̖̙̤ͭͦ̅͋ͫ̏̿͘͞ͅT̲͇͎͇̣͍̠̯̹̝̮̀͛ͩ̓ͪͯ̀́͝͝

That ladies face will always haunt my dreams

[Malleo100]

That ladies face will always haunt my dreams

it felt good didnt it

[Majorth]

THIS IS SO AWKWARD OMG

His mum is such a bitch, which 12-13 year old male DOESN'T spank the monkey?!?!

[Trogtor]

His mum is such a bitch, which 12-13 year old male DOESN'T spank the monkey?!?!

like it's not okay to straight up insult your child no matter what

[Darryl McKoy]

you've done it all wrong OP

this was a prime opportunity to establish dominance. when she walked in the room, you should have looked at her dead in the eyes stroked it until you finished