sid jairo's civilization simulator - REST IN PEPPERONI MOHAMMED!

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[TristanLuigi]

[Jairo]

Kill the killers. Have Captain Falcon be the Grand Khalifa.

Very well. The bandit hostage has been scheduled for execution. Captain ibn al-Falcon will become our new Grand Khalifa.

grand khalifa will be karen's closest friend, Abu Bakr.

the new Grand Sayyid will be Captain ibn-al Falcon


the Grand Emir will torture the remaining bandit for information. begin by removing his fingernails

Captain ibn al-Falcon has already been declared Karen's successor. Abu Bakr will assume the position of Grand Sayyid and succeed Grand Khalifa Falcon when he passes. Our bandit hostage has no information worth telling us. All of his wears and weapons came from robbed merchants.

EDIT: Before we forget up all of history, make sure everyone, regardless of class, gender, or background, has equal right legally and socially.

We will institute the Constitution of Ebenburough, a document which will guarantee the rights to speech, worship, and equality. If there are amendments to be made to this document, submit them now before it is ratified.

burn them alive

The bandit hostage is now burned to a crisp. Allahu akbar.

GO BACK ANOTHER SAVE!!

It is too late, Sergei.

[Maxwell.]

who would kill this piece of stuff

[TristanLuigi]

We should add an amendment that allows a new amendment to be added or removed with a 2/3 vote of the populace.

[tber123]

who would kill this piece of stuff

Whos that

[Maxwell.]

Karen

new amendment: every khalifa must be an anime girl

[LegendZ]

Run over what we got from the bandits. They had some good stuff, didn't they?
Though it is technically fencing, any and all addition to the treasury is welcomed, and their weapons would do well in our soldiers hands.

[Jairo]

Whos that

our former grand khalifa

[Juncoph]

hm we should make better police

do we even have a policing system

[CypherX]

to prevent another assassination from happening, grand khalifa falcon will select the most skilled fighter in the realm, known as Abdullah ibn Rawahah, to be his personal bodyguard. he will be outfitted with the finest weaponry and remain at the Khalifa's side at all times

also inquire with the pasdarans as to who the bandits are or where they came from

[Jairo]

We should add an amendment that allows a new amendment to be added or removed with a 2/3 vote of the populace.

Added to the draft.

new amendment: every khalifa must be an anime girl

Added to the draft.

Run over what we got from the bandits. They had some good stuff, didn't they?
Though it is technically fencing, any and all addition to the treasury is welcomed, and their weapons would do well in our soldiers hands.

Any valuables the bandits had on them is now sitting in our Grand Sayyid's office for safekeeping. The weapons have been confiscated and given to our Grand Emir and Grand Ayatollah for research.

hm we should make better police

do we even have a policing system

We do not have a police force in service. We don't even have a justice system.

to prevent another assassination from happening, grand khalifa falcon will select the most skilled fighter in the realm, known as Abdullah ibn Rawahah, to be his personal bodyguard. he will be outfitted with the finest weaponry and remain at the Khalifa's side at all times

Abdullah ibn Rawahah has been assigned to be the personal bodyguard of Grand Khalifa Falcon.

also inquire with the pasdarans as to who the bandits are or where they came from

We have not yet established contact with an actual Pasdaran village, so we cannot ask them anything.


What will we do now?

[Maxwell.]

die

[Jairo]

die

you don't need my approval for that one