ITS ACTUALLY GIANT TOOTISE ROLL'S BIRTHDAY

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Let me put the icing on the cake
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Let me put the icing on the cake
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no I'M GONNA DO IT MOMMY SAID I COULD

no I'M GONNA DO IT MOMMY SAID I COULD
Stay back, sugar tits, I got this. *pulls down pants to reveal a bunch of icing tubes* What flavor, hon?

Stay back, sugar tits, I got this. *pulls down pants to reveal a bunch of icing tubes* What flavor, hon?
MOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay back, sugar tits, I got this. *pulls down pants to reveal a bunch of icing tubes* What flavor, hon?

chocolate


why though
Well when a mommy tootsie roll and a daddy tootsie roll love each other very much, they go to the factory and request another tootsie roll be made. Someone spilt nuclear waste though and that is why he is giant.

chocolate
Alright
(Takes bag from butt) (Puts chocolate icing on it)
I hope you guys like dark chocolate.



yay im finally 1 years old

And now your past your expiration date when you taste bad.

lol but happy birthday!