you're guarding best north korea's nuclear "missiles"
Why, you're guarding Best Korea's nukes, of course! You can't let the filthy foreigners take them!
you get to patrol the 20m circular hallway around north korea's entire nuclear arsenal
This would explain the mass amount of people staring at you, with cameras watching your every move.
You don't exactly like working here. And throughout the time, although you haven't said it, this 'glorious leader' business seems overworked. Not a lot of people have good living conditions and everywhere has his annoying face.
Those nuclear bombs aren't exactly guarded well. And they're armed, for some reason.
You could throw your flashlight at it and run. Although, that wouldn't exactly work well in your favor, because you'd probably die.
