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Heitmeyer� · August 28, 2015, 06:00:39 PM

untreated glaucoma
here's your medical marijuana

Help!!! My testicles Have fused into One!!!

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Kidalex90 · August 28, 2015, 06:07:27 PM

Quote from: Heitmeyer� on August 28, 2015, 06:00:39 PM

untreated glaucoma
here's your medical marijuana

Help!!! My testicles Have fused into One!!!

You have been diagnosed with ultra herpes, and you will die in 5 seconds.

I have kush for eyes!

TristanLuigi · August 28, 2015, 06:12:16 PM

Quote from: Kidalex90 on August 28, 2015, 06:07:27 PM

You have been diagnosed with ultra herpes, and you will die in 5 seconds.

I have kush for eyes!

You should smoke less.

Help, my hair is upside down!

The Murderous Cop · August 28, 2015, 06:13:03 PM

stop standing on the ceiling

i'm being tracked by snipers

CypherX · August 28, 2015, 06:53:48 PM

my chest hurts

WaterOre · August 28, 2015, 06:59:19 PM

your heart was replaced by an alarm clock
you should hear a loud ringing noise at 6:00 am every day

my right ear is stuffed up

Master Matthew · August 28, 2015, 07:12:10 PM

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TristanLuigi · August 28, 2015, 07:16:03 PM

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TableSalt · August 28, 2015, 09:34:07 PM

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No.

My skin turns purple for 7 hours if I cut a slice of bread in half at an angle of 72� and then toast it for exactly 15.8 seconds and then roll the bread into 2 circles, close it up with honey, then throw it towards a mailbox in such a way that the lid opens, and then I eat the mail inside.
Oh and also I'm coughing a lot.

CypherX · August 28, 2015, 09:49:22 PM

Quote from: TableSalt on August 28, 2015, 09:34:07 PM

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No.

My skin turns purple for 7 hours if I cut a slice of bread in half at an angle of 72� and then toast it for exactly 15.8 seconds and then roll the bread into 2 circles, close it up with honey, then throw it towards a mailbox in such a way that the lid opens, and then I eat the mail inside.
Oh and also I'm coughing a lot.

thats normal

doctor i feel fine

Space1255 · August 28, 2015, 09:50:32 PM

You're a liar.

Doctor, my richard is the size of the sun in the morning!

CypherX · August 28, 2015, 10:27:10 PM

Quote from: Space1255 on August 28, 2015, 09:50:32 PM

You're a liar.

Doctor, my richard is the size of the sun in the morning!

popping viagras like sunflower seeds does that

doc my nose hurts

Foopster · August 28, 2015, 11:57:41 PM

jam a toothpick in both nostrils and then slam your face on a desk to fix.

!sdrawkcab ylno, sdraworf lleps t'nac I

Frequency · August 29, 2015, 03:07:42 AM

You seem to be suffering from reverse-eyeball syndrome. I recommend using a complex mirror system to survive day to day life. you also have cancer.

doc, help me!

I can't stop pressing enter twice after each sentence!

what's wrong with me!?

Nicepoint · August 29, 2015, 04:48:45 AM

Eat carrots

I have denied denying! Halp!