Near-Death experiences/worst you've hurt yourself?

[Clubbybot]

listening to this on full blast and full bass boost

[Ad Bot]

[Thunderstrike]

Worst Hurt is me Nearly Cuting my Wrist after Running Headfirst into a Large Window Accidently

[Foxscotch]

what was your main argument

"I'll suck your richard if you give me two more years"

[FireFlame2]

Once when I was young staring straight at a can of spray paint threw a pipe wrench at it, exploding ensue. Basically went all over my face could have made me blind but it didn't, lucky af.

[SinnerOG]

got hit by a car on thursday, i have a few scratches & wounds but i feel like i could have ended up much worse

pursue money

[jarelash]

I nearly got run over by a truck when I was riding a bike as a kid.