only a blt LAAAME
spicy italian way to go
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE forget I AM? LET ME START BY SAYING THAT YOU'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME, YOU LITTLE stuff. I'VE SERVED MY COUNTRY BY WAKING UP TO ITS PATHETIC loving FACE EVERY MORNING. THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT'S WORTH DYING FOR UNLESS ITS A SUBWAY BLT! I WAS IN THE SANDWICH WAR, AND I KNOW WHO WON, WHO REALLY WON. I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF SPICY loving ITALIAN YOU ARE, I AM A GOD AMONG MEN DO YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE TO GET UP AT 7 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING EVERY SINGLE loving DAY TO GO TO SOME CRACK JOB loving COLLEGE WHICH PAYS ME stuff MONEY BECAUSE forget AMERICA, I COME HOME WITH GUNSHOTS IN MY CAR EVERY SINGLE loving DAY AND NIGHT BECAUSE SOME DOUCHEBAG DAN HAD TO SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL WITH ME IN IT. LUCKY FOR HIM, THE COPS KILLED HIM. BUT NOOO, HIS BLOOD HAD TO GET ON MY loving CAR AND NOW I HAVE TO PAY TO WASH stuff OFF, BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT THINKS THAT WATER HAS A PRICE ON IT. BOY ARE THEY WRONG. AS SOON AS I GET HOME I HAVE TO loving STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A loving BLT, NO, I HAVE A SPICY ITALIAN. WORST THING EVER IN THE EXISTENCE OF MAN KIND. forget THAT SANDWICH AND forget YOU. I OUGHT A TRACE YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW AND STICK A BLT SO FAR UP YOUR brown town Cbrown town THAT YOU SPEW TOMATO ALL OVER MY FACE AS I LICK THE MAYO FROM YOUR NOSTRILS. IT'S THAT SERIOUS BECAUSE SOME MOTHER forgetER HAD TO STIR stuff UP ABOUT A SANDWICH. THIS IS MY THREAD AND MY TOPIC, richardWEED. IF YOU CAN'T AGREE TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. THEN GOD. IS. DEAD. I AM THE KING OF HUMANITY AND MY NAME SHALL NOT BE SAID UNWILLINGLY AND SPARINGLY. I HAVE KNOWN MANY OF YOU IN MY TIME THAT I HAVE KILLED ALL BECAUSE YOU WON'T loving LET ME HAVE MY BLT. I RISK MY loving LIFE DRIVING THROUGH SATAN'S richard EVERY DAY IN HOPING I DON'T GET SOME OF HIS FIRE CUM IN MY FACE. I WALK INTO SUBWAY, ORDER A FOOTLONG BLT. AND THAT BLT IS WHAT LETS THE loving EARTH SPIN FOR ANOTHER DAY. I'M THE MOST ARROGANT PERSON YOU'LL EVER loving MEET IN YOUR LIFETIME, AND IF YOU THINK SOMEONE ELSE HAS MORE OF AN EGO THAN ME? THEN TELL THEM TO GO SHOVE SETRO'S PUNY ASS rooster DOWN THEIR richard. FURDLE, MISTER.NOBODY, HEEDIrichard, EPILEPTICEYES GUY. NONE OF THEM COMPARE TO THE ALMIGHTY POWER WHICH I HAVE RECEIVED THROUGH THE BLT SANDWICH. I HAVE NOW TOOK THE TIME TO ERASE THE BLT RECIPE FROM EXISTENCE, TO WHICH YOU MAY BE THINKING "WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT, WHAT'S A BLT?" TO WHICH I ANSWER, forget YOU I HAVE THE LOST TREASURE THAT INDIANA JONES RISKED HIS PUNY ASS LIFE FOR. forget YOU national socialistS, YOU THINK YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH TIME TRAVEL TECHNOLOGY? HAH, I JUST KILLED Riddler. REALITY IS RUINED AND SO IS YOUR LIFE. HANG UP THE COAT DETECTIVE richard, ITS TIME TO GO THE forget HOME. YOU'RE ALL DUST BENEATH MY BOOT. IT'S TIME FOR THE JERICHO Annoying OrangeETS TO CALL. JUBEL, YOUR WORDS TODAY HAVE UNLEASHED HELL ITSELF ON TO THE EARTH. SEPTEMBER 24TH MARKS YOUR LAST DAY. A METEOR THE SIZE OF MY richard WILL NOW forget THE EARTH TO SLEEP. I SUGGEST YOU WATCH WHAT YOU SAY IN FRONT OF SATAN'S richard. TIME FOR ME TO GO THE forget TO SLEEP IN SPACE.
