Don't be an ass. Before you go to break his bones play a certain song so he knows death awaits. stuff wherever he sleeps. Jizz in his food. Punch a window with your hand and cut your richard with it while maintaining eye contact. Jack off with salt and rubbing alcohol while still maintaining eye contact. Pour semen in cup and mix with blood, rubbing alcohol, and bleach. Drink. Then vomit all over him while stuffting on the floor. That is when you become a man.