open letter to facechild

[shitlord]

kangaroos can hop over 2 times in one minute

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[Col. Derontchi]

facechild never finished his mediocre fallout nv playthrough

/support

[Slab Bulkhead]

I didn't give you twat statues permission to save anything

It's all yours my friend.

[shitlord]

did you guys know that every minute in Africa, 60 seconds passes?

[Slab Bulkhead]

did you guys know that every minute in Africa, 60 seconds passes?

Incredible. Donate to my fund to help get every man, woman and child in africa a roomba.

[Bones4]

There are actually three parrots for every not parrot. This includes Parrot, Parrots, The Parrot, and god loving Damnit.

[Col. Derontchi]

Lacrosse is the fastest growing sport in Oklahoma

[Anybody]

this thread?

[snot]

as florb 21b states, one must be the engage of act with coin send during the end of september or else their whole chimney will participate in illegal acts such as licking the sweets and putting them back in shops or crossfit

[TheScout]

if you aren't reading all of bones's posts in cr1t1c4l's voice you aren't truly experiencing this thread

[Facechild]

Bones I am going to rip off your Gibbleys and shove them way up your nogglybit. You are a god damned piece of shputz covered crumplywinks. If you send me another rudeforum one more time i will take your raunch stick and cleft it in twain. Are you nonny wise to what i'm saying!? You're gonna be in a world of hurt because im going to slip a pointy picker right in your Gusto factory. You're never gonna be able to flump your jauncies the same way again you Brample'd little bung foster.

You best walk along now you frogging dumpler crunt.

[Flame]

:O oh stuff

[Bones4]

Bones I am going to rip off your Gibbleys and shove them way up your nogglybit. You are a god damned piece of shputz covered crumplywinks. If you send me another rudeforum one more time i will take your raunch stick and cleft it in twain. Are you nonny wise to what i'm saying!? You're gonna be in a world of hurt because im going to slip a pointy picker right in your Gusto factory. You're never gonna be able to flump your jauncies the same way again you Brample'd little bung foster.

You best walk along now you frogging dumpler crunt.

I'm going to marinate my hand in a bag with some soy sauce, brown sugar, roughly chopped garlic, Fresno chili pepper, and some light coconut milk. Then I'm gonna slap the stuff out of you with it.

[Niblic²]

that sounds like a delicious slap

[Akio]

both of you I'm going to kidnap you from your homes at exactly 3:21:57 am on a wednesday morning and take you 30 miles south to my dungeon where i will put you in white clothes, white shoes, in a white straight jacket, strapped to a white chair, in a completely white room. i will put white beats on your head and play a loop of me whispering the word, "pasta" 24 / 7. every morning i will come in dressed completely white and give you a white bowl of white rice with white chopsticks and feed you it one at a time. you won't be able to sleep and the only thing you will ever imagine is the taste of white rice in your white mouth. after 5 years of this torture, i will expose you to an abundance of light and color that you could never imagine. you will start to seize and suffer extreme pain and eventually pass out, where i will take you back to my dungeon and repeat the process. i will do this for exactly 23 years. you will be like, "wtf why is white master taking me early" and then i will take you to CIA headquarters where i have you raped by 6 white guys at once and eventually behead you while you are staring at a picture of pasta