Author Topic: open letter to facechild  (Read 20046 times)

heard machetes work well for akio
or use a chainsaw

I'm going to marinate my hand in a bag with some soy sauce, brown sugar, roughly chopped garlic, Fresno chili pepper, and some light coconut milk. Then I'm gonna slap the stuff out of you with it.

I will throw endless amounts of tonka trucks of every size and type and your stupid monkey face. you'll have like tire tracks on your loving mouth hole and stuff it will be very ouch. forget you.

im gonna teach a dog to play piano and schedule a concert for you forgeters but then shoot the dog right before the final measure so you never get to hear how it ends

im gonna teach a dog to play piano and schedule a concert for you forgeters but then shoot the dog right before the final measure so you never get to hear how it ends
holy stuff it's dread

this is just getting crazy

edit: you already posted here. nevermind

holy stuff it's dread

this is just getting crazy

edit: you already posted here. nevermind

and then im gonna put the dead dog in YOUR bed when you're asleep, but ill remove it before you wake up so you NEVER KNEW IT WAS THERE


jesus christ dat necro just let the thread die



This thread doesn't deserve to die anyways



Bump
forget YOU YOU loving starfish I BET YOU WERE WAITING TO BUMP THIS loving THREAD ROT IN HELL


why are you guys getting so butthurt over him bumping a thread in offtopic? its not like its some resolved drama thread, and this thread was actually funny anyway.