Applying to become a sperm donor

[Maxwell.]

masturbate internally

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

My dream job is a career in sperm donating

[Tokerovin]

please don't infect the population

[Foxscotch]

I'm curious in what kind of commitment they'll be expecting should I be accepted

there's almost definitely a contract. so you can find out exactly what kind of commitment they'll be entitled to

[Biostorm]

oy vey

our future generations are doomed

[Rabbot32]

Make sure that if you decide to save up and send in big batches you label the bags.
Wouldn't it be awkward to get a swig of milk out of the fridge and then you realise
that's not milk

[Otis Da HousKat]

Make sure that if you decide to save up and send in big batches you label the bags.
Wouldn't it be awkward to get a swig of milk out of the fridge and then you realise
that's not milk

You have to jerk off at the donation clinic for them to accept your sample. You don't just store it in your own fridge lol. They take a bit for brown townysis and put the rest of it in deep freeze rather quickly.

[Rabbot32]

[The Resonte!]

You have to jerk off at the donation clinic

[espio100]

Wait, you get paid the jack off?
This is the best thing ever!
forget getting a job. Im going to live in that loving hospital and donate daily and get loadse money.
I can see myself in 10 years packing my hentai mags and jerking off and a room for €50
Livin' the dream

[bestguy22]

What are your thoughts on sperm donation?

are you hot

[Otis Da HousKat]

Wait, you get paid the jack off?
This is the best thing ever!
forget getting a job. Im going to live in that loving hospital and donate daily and get loadse money.
I can see myself in 10 years packing my hentai mags and jerking off and a room for €50
Livin' the dream

It's not exactly lucrative. You can only donate one sample every 2-3 days to maintain good quality and many clinics have their terms set so you only get the money after a certain amount of good donations and time has passed.

That means if you're trying to make a career out of it you can't jerk off freely and forget having actual love often lol. The clinic I'm going to tomorrow states you can donate 3 times weekly so if every load is good that's about $840 a month which is $10,000 per year. That's not really a lot of money for an adult, especially in Seattle where the cost of living is skyrocketing due to the tech boom. I'm thinking of it as a small supplemental income to bolster savings or use for discretionary spending purposes.

I'm mostly interested in the novelty of the experience and hey I get a free medical checkup out of it too even if I don't commit to anything. I'll find out their actual terms when I go in tomorrow.

I figured you were joking, but it doesn't work as well when it doesn't make sense!

are you hot

I am immensely attractive.

[Masterlegodude]

Wait, you get paid the jack off?
This is the best thing ever!
forget getting a job. Im going to live in that loving hospital and donate daily and get loadse money.
I can see myself in 10 years packing my hentai mags and jerking off and a room for €50
Livin' the dream

I don't think they'll accept sperm that's infected with ebolaids

[sir dooble]

Did you know most places don't accept donations from ginger people because there's a large lack of demand for their seed.

[Dannu]

Clinics have a strict no mental disability rule. You're a weeb so there's that.