Author Topic: BLF tries to sing a song  (Read 7855 times)


OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

im so fresh you can suck my nuts swag

beetles... under my carpet... under my feet...
they come out in the heat

I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU

BECAUSE YOU LET PIECRUST forget A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Aaaaaand.... Let it go! Let it go!
I had to...

so loving delicate like mommy's fine china

Prepare for my great singing guys

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute-just sit right there-I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad! Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass, is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright!
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that. Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so-I'll see when I get there-I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air. Well, the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here! I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


we're all shaking our noodles

open your eyes
look up to the skies and see


ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
(SAY IT AGAIN)

i'm making a note here, huge success